UPDATE

Due to a funding crisis the Herald Review has been on hiatus for a few weeks, but our ingenious intern has overcome these obstacles to bring you one of our much lauded Herald Review Food Review Reviews, tantalising your tastebuds for next week when we will aim to once again bring you the Review in full.  We thank all our avid readers for their patience and ongoing support.

Ploughing into some refreshing, rustic fare (January 30 Edition)

Man, I’m beginning to wonder if Brendan is even capable of giving a café/restaurant a negative (or slightly accurate) review. I mean he even had nice things to say about Captain Munchies. Though this weeks review isn’t so much focused on the food, but more on Brendan’s inadequacy’s as a father; how television and internet has tainted the younger generation and society; and an insight into the various ways in which the famous English assortment of food ‘ploughman’s lunch’ can be perceived. Brendan comes to the conclusion that the rustic nature of the meal is appealing. The beach-side kiosk which is mentioned is Coogee Beach Café. The only information about the menu that Brendan offers his readers is that nothing on it got his taste buds excited. Well, I guess regular readers should now be well aware what might excite Brendan’s taste buds. Though he has dined at ‘many up-market nosheries’ Brendan can still handle, and even find refreshing, a $20 ploughman’s lunch with little cheese selection and a wilted salad. If everyone was as accepting as Brendan Foster, the world would be a better place (with nowhere decent to eat).